A progression of bad language



Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via seoulful-kisses)


not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks, via squidgys-alltime-chemicalromance)



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  • bad pickup lines
  • pleas for advice
  • secrets
  • shameless self promotion
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  • funny or embarrassing stories 
  • sexy or interesting questions
  • selfies
  • ask me shit
  • just talk to me
  • whatever you want yo

(via slexpwalking)